Masterminded by my former boss. Awesome.
“Goodbye, Girdle: Curvy Stars Spark A Raid on Padded Panties”
This is one of the silliest things I’ve heard about in a while.
Thank you, Wall Street Journal.
I’m the biggest sucker in the world for The Wonder Years, and I think Lost is pretty great as well, so this is perfect.
And in two classes, I have a girl named Maria. You can imagine the giggles when these lyrics come up:
The most beautiful sound I ever heard:
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria …
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word . .
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria …
Maria!
I’ve just met a girl named Maria,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
Maria!
Both of the Marias have looked horrified (“Why is this happening?!?”) once the song starts playing. I wish I could take pictures of their faces, but that would probably be a violation of some kind of code.
